February 2012
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This is the longest I’ve ever gone without a cigarette in my fucking life....
– Bill Hicks, Shock and Awe (Live at Oxford Playhouse)
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My Drunk Kitchen - Vegan Cheesecake →
always hilarity in my drunk kitchen.
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I love Filipinos. They have gook eyes, black asses, spic complexions and they...
– Lisa Lampanelli.
LMFAO!!!!
(via miahchua)
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You know, it was probably a stupid thing to do, not letting her play. But you...
– Bob Dylan (2005) in Martin Scorsese’s No Direction Home
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If every word a person says has to be right and balanced and fair, I will jump...
– Louis C.K. (via jenniferkieu)
just so everyone knows
Jeb is way muthafuckin better than me at everything
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20 Day Writing Challenge - Day Seven
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Day Seven - “Write about your favorite book.”
I fucking love the book Sabriel by Garth Nix. I remember distinctly that my mother had found this book and thought that the cover was really nice. She handed it to me, saying that she thought I would probably enjoy this.
I remember reading it during a trip to Japan and staying up...
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i'm not funny
like, actually.
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20 Day Writing Challenge - Day Six
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Day Six - “Write a funny story.” Even though I’ve never written anything funny in my life.
This is actually extremely not funny, but for some reason I thought blatant, unprovoked anger is funny.
Title: funny
“In a way, we are all but prisoners in our own human bodies…”
I don’t know, I read that somewhere....